Ugly Duckling - Journey to Anywhere lyrics

[Andy Cooper] Who can maneuver on Chutes and Ladders to a make believe land? The Andyman can (The Andyman can) Freddy was keen, and loaned me the Mystery Machine When I promised him green for gasoline (Jinkies!) I travel by the gravel of tobacco road In a race to catch up with a place that time forgot Took a Lojack from Kojak And Andy Capp's handicap sticker So I could find a parking spot in the lot Greeted upon arrival by drums of steel A one man band called "Surreal" I asked him of law and regulation and he said it was up to me This is no longer reality, in here I was truly free ... [Andy Cooper] So I went to Sesame Street and found Telly So he could sell me peanuuuuut - peanut bu*ter, jelly I had to pay back Pat Sajak so I got two hundred dollars And when I pa**ed go, saw Gla** Joe delivered a mighty blow!! Uncle Scrooge warmed illusion, got his a**ets frozen And George of the Jungle ran into that tree (Oooh!) Me, I found Whimpy in the Sea Hag's fog Said, "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a Winky Dinky Dog." From a cookout, where I saw the Captain with his hook out Making shish kabobs out of Etch A Sketch knobs Then I went to Judy Blume's for dinner, she wouldn't let me budge Till I drank all my Freckle Juice to wash down my Superfudge (Huh!) Boarded a [great space coaster] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dddm5bQeKvg) Then transferred to a toaster that in a hardware war flies But at that time a chime startled my ears I was awakened to the sight of colorful spots in my eyes Sweet dreams on my ticker tape parade route Where good guys ride off into the sunset, fade out And you too can visit the next time you nap On a journey to anywhere you can draw your own map On a journey to anywhere you can draw your own map [Dizzy Dustin] + (Andy Cooper) A yawn tells my mom that it's time for bed But with a touch of pixie dust I can fly instead I'm bound to leave the ground so I Open up the windows of my room And look towards space to face the moon That's becoming a balloon in an old cartoon It must be Wacky Wednesday cause I see my favorite sensei (Hong Kong Phooey!) And there's the Groovie Goolies who are rockin With Pippi Longstocking and her papa As Little Hiawatha hit the stream for a swim I had my scuba gear near so I followed him in And grabbed a hold of the tail of a manta ray And we began to play, but then he swam away So I boogied on my board using an oar To head back to the shore where I can boogie on a floor I did the penguin to the shuffle to the hustle to a back spin And Then I heard ("Let's get ready to rumble!!") My pet rock named Schleprock who slept in a tube sock Was going a couple rounds with a Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robot But I couldn't get a ticket so I had to sneak in (*Imitating "Ain't Nuttin But A G Thang") ("And we damn near got caught, cause our sneakers kept squeakin") Then I jumped on my Psycho Stick and hopped the top Of a suburb curb, man, I gotta move quick Cause if I hurry up and get the Magetti ready I'll return home a hero and be showered with confetti (Close your eyes) and climb aboard this cruise To the state of no limits and bring your sleep walkin shoes It's not an acquittal so we don't beat the rap On a journey to anywhere we can draw our own map On a journey to anywhere you can draw your own map