Ugly Americans - Captain Lubritron lyrics

I was abducted by an alien while I was walking home one day We took a ride around the sun and then we cruised the milky way He looked like Elvis Presley must have looked before he died But he was quite a pleasant fellow so I thanked him for the ride He told me of a time when battles they would not be fought Instead of waging wars governments would just be bought And sold to the highest bidder I said you're such a kidder Go figure Calling captain lubritron Calling snizz I was talking to an old man Hoping that I'd understand The only thing I learned that day Was that he didn't give damn I'm holding on for heaven's sake looking for some kinda break I'll pa** on all the bullsh** I've had all I can take I'm trying to do the right thing I'm hanging by a kite string Walking on a tight rope seeing what the future brings Calling captain lubritron Calling snizz