UGK - I'm So Bad lyrics

Say baby, y'know, you ever here with a n***a, y'know Why don't you uhh, hook a n***a up, y'know s** a dick or somethin? (f** you trick I ain't down with s**in no dicks) You know what time it is, you know you wanna s** a n***a dick Why don't you just go ahead and do that? (Why don't you eat some of this p**y? You know ya down with all that?) Nah I ain't with eatin no motherf**in p**y You got me fu*kED up, just s** a n***a DICK! (b**h you like eatin the p**y REAL good) Nah I ain't with that sh**, check THIS sh** out [Pimp C] b**h, I ain't even tryin to hear that bullllsh** About what your ho a** don't s** and what ya a** don't lick So you can get your knees dirty ho Or either get your ratchet a** out my f**in do' Cause I'm Pimp C, I put a b**h in her place Get down on your knees, I put my dick in ya face Cause that's how the sh** gotta go, heh With the average everyday South Texas ho So b**h what's up with the s**in action? Cause my dick need that satisfaction (b**h, you ain't even my type) Yeah ya momma said that but she still got me right (Aww n***a my momma don't even do that sh**) b**h yo' momma s** a MEAN a** dick But I don't need ya anyway trick, huh Cause I'm so bad, I can s** my own motherf**in dick [Chorus] "I'm so bad, I can s** my own dick" "I'm so, I'm so bad, I can s** my own dick" "I'm so, I'm so bad, I'm so, I'm so bad" "I'm so, I'm so bad, I can s** my own dick" "I'm so, I'm so bad, I'm so bad" "I'm so, I'm so, I'm so bad, I can s** my own" "I'm so, I'm so, I'm so bad, I can s** my own dick" "I'm I'm I'm so bad, I can s** my own dick" [Interlude] "I'm so bad".. "I'm so, I'm so bad" "I'm so bad, I can s**" "I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm so bad, I can s** my own dick" [Pimp C] Rollin down the street the other day Saw this FINE a** b**h, said you wanna play? We went to her crib, straight in the house Went in her bedroom I put my dick in her mouth ha I said you s**in it real good honey Took my dick out her mouth started talkin bout money Ain't this some sh** you ho? Stopped s**in my dick to talk about CASSSSH flow b**h you got me bent like a pole Cause that sh** you sellin ain't gon' never be sold So b**h just f** what ya talkin Just s** my dick or you can start to walkin Cause you're fine, but your face gotta go That's why we rode down the motherf**in backstreets, ya ugly a** ho f** you ol' country a** hick Cause I'm so bad, I can s** my own motherf**in dick Ha-hahaha! [Chorus] [Pimp C] b**h you must don't know That I'm Pimp C, and I'm the motherf**in.. Man, f** this sh** I ain't rappin no more about these ol' chickenhead Skanky-a** b**hes, but I'll tell ya like this Burt's so bad, he can s** his own dick Chris so bad, he can s** his own dick Bun B so bad, he can s** his own dick Ron so bad, he can s** his own dick Tang so bad, he can s** his own dick Kye so bad, he can s** his own dick Will so bad, he can s** his own dick The rest ain't that bad, hahahahahaha! Peace, I'm outta here