UGK - Pimpin' Ain't No Illusion lyrics

One time for yo' muthaf**in' Back, b**h, Kool Ace, UGK Pimpin' ain't no illusion and pimpin' ain't never died Mo' pimps was on that h**n and yo' pimp tripped out on that fry The dikes done came through and straight threw off all the game Got all these hoes thinkin' they could manage they own change But it ain't no illusion, I know you all have witnessed He rollin' in my Caady mo' wit' fly b**hes Makin' ole deals, now, ho, ain't Bob Barker But I'm caught up in this game, mo' like Peter Parker P-I-M-P, take the P's that I am I want you payin' hoes in my army Like, Uncle Sam and we gon' jam I'm talkin' 'bout the world greatest show I know my sh** is extreme But I'm all about them does (Pimpin' ain't no illusion) When I'm steppin' on the scene Be there four deep, hella clan My reality is your favorite dream, stop that sh**, daddy Best believe Kool Ace gon' keep it real Pimp C and Bun B to testify for the ear Excuse me, y'all but this about Southern sh** Now, tell me can you, feel this, b**h? We givin' 'em brain contusions Pimp C, what's the conclusion? Pimpin' ain't no illusion And pimpin' ain't no illusion and pimpin' ain't never died Mo' pimps was on that h**n and yo' pimp tripped out on that fry The dikes done came through and straight threw off all the game Got all these hoes thinkin' they could manage they own change Pimpin' ain't no illusion and pimpin' ain't never died Mo' pimps was on that h**n and yo' pimp tripped out on that fry The dikes done came through and straight threw off all the game Got all these hoes thinkin' they could manage they own change Pimpin' ain't dead, n***a, it just began How the f** you know Sweet Jones? My hoes still out there sellin' a** Yo' b**h is out of pocket 'Cause yo' pimpin' was scary Real hoes gon' front on a simp But she gon' do it for daddy f** n***as, watch them mack and pimp on my floozie But boy, my b**hes know the difference Between real pimpin' and movies It's the difference between real leather And that sh** at yo' house I don't know what y'all doin' up there But we really pimpin' in the South Every since I was 17, I been stackin' my green Went for servin' rocks to fiends and rockin' club full a teens Went from bumpin' Screw in Houston, sippin' promythazine To ridin' in a 8 600 with sheath to smokin' on sticky green I'm still Pimp C, b**h, I'm claimin' P.A., they hate us But me and Kool Ace rollin' a Lexus, sittin' on all gold Daytons b**h, take a look around These hoes steady choosin' This is the conclusion Pimpin' ain't no illusion (Pimpin' ain't no illusion) Pimpin' ain't no illusion and pimpin' ain't never died Mo' pimps was on that h**n and yo' pimp tripped out on that fry The dikes done came through and straight threw off all the game Got all these hoes thinkin' they could manage they own change Pimpin' ain't no illusion and pimpin' ain't never died Mo' pimps was on that h**n and yo' pimp tripped out on that fry The dikes done came through and straight threw off all the game Got all these hoes thinkin' they could manage they own change If you got any love fo' that broad you wit n***a, move her 'fore you lose her 'Cause a beggar ain't a muthaf**in' chooser Third leg is a b**h abuser, infamous In cities where big pimpin' is my hoes clean No AIDS, herpies, cyphillis, come catch a wif a this Damn, can't you taste it? Now yo' money's up in smoke Like you freebased it, now b**h replaced it Wit' a s**ual favor but don't get mad at real pimpin', n***a Check yo' behavior and savor, the aroma from Promona to Tacoma Got my pimpin' diploma for bein' a Cadillac chromer f** a Sonoma, I'm on a mission for Benzes Knowin' 'xactly where my ends is, ballin' relentless And then my friends is slappin' n***as with gla** chins It's funny sendin' tricks home, broke and defenseless And, ever since this, boy been pimpin' the pen I promise never to ever leave home without my pimpin' again, that's why Pimpin' ain't no illusion and pimpin' ain't never died Mo' pimps was on that h**n and yo' pimp tripped out on that fry The dikes done came through and straight threw off all the game Got all these hoes thinkin' they could manage they own change Pimpin' ain't no illusion and pimpin' ain't never died Mo' pimps was on that h**n and yo' pimp tripped out on that fry The dikes done came through and straight threw off all the game Got all these hoes thinkin' they could manage they own change You know, I got to tell you players what I'm thinkin' about My b**h got bold opened a bank account When I found the b**h checkbook, I didn't get mad 'Cause there was no doubt that I be gettin' the cash I broke it down to her, she gave me the dough Do you remember what you was before I made you a ho? You was a broke b**h, you couldn't even smoke sh** Couldn't stay focused and don't forget it, b**h Yo' whole life changed the day you met me Now you think you need a bank account Baby, I can't see, you managin' this money, it's too much All you do is look good and then you f** Git my money, git yo' money, it's all the same The sh** ain't even funny when you talk about this game They call me Too $hort, baby, I'm still in it Ain't no camouflage, nothin' but this real pimpin', beeyatch Pimpin' ain't no illusion and pimpin' ain't never died Mo' pimps was on that h**n and yo' pimp tripped out on that fry The dikes done came through and straight threw off all the game Got all these hoes thinkin' they could manage they own change Pimpin' ain't no illusion and pimpin' ain't never died Mo' pimps was on that h**n and yo' pimp tripped out on that fry The dikes done came through and straight threw off all the game Got all these hoes thinkin' they could manage they own change Pimpin' ain't no illusion and pimpin' ain't never died Mo' pimps was on that h**n and yo' pimp tripped out on that fry The dikes done came through and straight threw off all the game Got all these hoes thinkin' they could manage they own change Pimpin' ain't no illusion