Ra “It doesn't appear you have an account with us.” “Can you spot me on this one? I just need enough to buy a pa** from here to Fremont.” “Look, kid I've got a line so I'm gonna let you go with this one, alright?” “Hell yeah.” “Shut up, just leave.” Hold your breath It's time to dive Cause fish can swim But sharks survive I'm a basking, robbing Froze the greatest white Got a toothless grin Still taking bites Cause with no knives and no guns I got two fives and two ones I'm a high roller Cause I tossed the dice So I got to meet Abe and Washington twice I couldn't stick around for very much longer Waiting on a train was a mad conductor Put the money in my pocket and i drove underground The schedule said he was stopped downtown I saw a brick wall right in front of my eyes Ran a few steps forward and directly arrived I told you it was magic and a hell of a ride That was platform 9.75 (“nine point seventy five”) Made it just in time Like Timberlake Was gonna hand this guy What he wanted to take Karma's real and it's bearing down What comes around...goes around Dead ahead Right there he was A crumbling head Ozymandias I'm the traveler He's from an antique land I have come back With some bank in hand When I tapped his shoulder, he went to make a sound But I grabbed the cash, stuffed it in his mouth Be calm, sir, there's no need to shout And I'm sorry, I don't know what you're talking about Have a drink And loosen your thoughts Phoned for vodka Now I'm calling the shots Didn't expect my return That's a twist in this plot Cause your hands are tied And your mind's in knots Looking pretty grim if I do say so Grab your needle and thread And then reap what you sow Intimate with rage like a shower with hulk Hope you brought your loofah *cough cough* rigno Power wash your attitude Scrub the grime Turn a copper penny Into an easy dime Got a relentless, endless water supply Infinite rinse and repeat Then tumble and dry Struck quicker than lightning You haven't heard the thunder When the boom sound hits Sit amazed and wonder Making all this paper Like Mifflin and Dunder Tell Dwight it's all clean Doesn't need to be laundered Before, I tried to leave And you didn't let me Then you chased me down I escaped on my feet But I came right back You had made an enemy Wake up, look at me Are you even listening? Sorry, bud Just making sure you understood Your eyes look spacey Like Frank Underwood But with an iron grip I've got the upper hand Look me in the eyes You missed your chance Took your rejection, but I didn't accept it Like venom in skin, it's there but contested Paid you in full I'm staying put this time I'm k**ing this rap To the end of the line