UBZ - Unnessecary lyrics

[Intro] What up all you fine b**hes and gentleman? You're now tuned into your weekly rune bars My name is Logout, and I'm kicking it with my dudes Ubs and Regicidal I don't know why the f** you all let me in on this sh** But f** it! Let's go! [1st verse: Logout] First off, let's get into the EOC Noone wants it here, man That sh**'s unnecessary Used to be able to 'scape While I eat Can't eat my lunchables 'cause I gotta click abilities Next, let's talk about Xp Used to spend my days grinding out the QBD Used to get 300k xp every hour Now I get 7k per k** Someone call Andrew Gover Don't get me wrong, I'm impressed with the graphics But who cares about graphics when the game's so sh**? So much time spent on the looks But there's no f**ing content Which makes it as necessary as bedazzling dogsh** But I'm addicted to the game, I can't quit That's a fact, after each sh**ty update I still come back Could write about the next update without knowing what is 'cause you and I both know, it will probably s** dick! [verse 2: Ubs] And dick it will s**, b**hes! Guess who's back, ha ha ha That's right b**h, it's Ubs I'm back from the dead and I'm still not impressed Like an old dog can't teach Jagex new tricks Tried to copy a better game and failed at it And it's ruining the game for the casual player You need a college degree to get your head around slayer And you're probably like: "Ubs, you're sh**! A child can EOC, but you can't even do it" But the truth is kids That I'm not that bad It's just every new update, it gets a little more sad And I know the game evolves, but I get a little torn The more abilities, less time I can watch p**n! [hook] The sh**'s unnessecary, b**h! I've had enough of it! Just take your updates back Before we all just rage'n'quit! And spend my premier club money On something that's actual for me And not on ma**ive games That I don't even f**ing play! And there you have it folks! Unnessecary updates Hmm who've we got next? Oh that's right, GET EM LEE! [3rd verse: Regicidal/Lee] They said "go get some naval" So I got it Then Trouble Brewing was forgotten Then they implemented a Bottany Bay But look all these players bottin' It's rotten! Like the tomato you throw When their up on their pedistal This game is becoming the Festival of the Dead Except remove the words of, the and festival That's unacceptable! Noone wants to buy spins And what was the point of nerfing the chins? Nerfing Cave Crawlers, and Castle Wars wins I'd play "Fishing Trawler" but it never begins You mess with the shark and you'll get the fins Don't try for the tooth, or you'll get the fists And last but least here's a little pop-quiz Do you know what Gnome Restaurant is? -Order up, Order up, Order up- We love you as a company We even love this game like less than three But we all just want you guys to see That some updates are unnessecary