U.S. Girls - Telephone Play No. 1 lyrics

[Meg Remy:] Hello? [Friend:] Hey, how are you doing, babe? [Meg Remy:] I'm ok, I'm still in bed. Bad dreams [Friend:] Your dreams are always bad [Meg Remy:] I know it's nothing new. It just happened [Friend:] What happened this time? [Meg Remy:] My dad sent me a digital file folder, and in it are all these nude photos of me as a child [Friend:] Sounds realistic [Meg Remy:] I know! The thing is, I was kinda hot stuff! I mean, I don't know, I looked good, so it was confusing! [Friend:] Wow, oh, God! Fathers and daughters [Meg Remy:] Yeah, yeah, what about mothers and sons? [Friend:] Yeah, but fathers and daughters [Meg Remy:] Yeah, but mothers and daughters, man, f**! [Friend:] Yeah, there's just kinda no comparison [Meg Remy:] The worst is fathers and sons [Friend:] Oh, God, yeah, ok, that's the worst [Meg Remy:] At least I'm no one's son [Friend:] Thank God for that! You just might be one of those sons that turns into a fascist dictator [Meg Remy:] Yeah, instead of just another woman with no self-esteem [Crowd laughs]