[Chorus: Tyler Joseph] All my friends are heathens, take it slow Wait for them to ask you who you know Please don't make any sudden moves You don't know the half of the abuse All my friends are heathens, take it slow Wait for them to ask you who you know Please don't make any sudden moves You don't know the half of the abuse [Verse 1: Tyler Joseph] Welcome to the room of people Who have rooms of people that they loved one day Locked away Just because we check the guns at the door Doesn't mean our brains will change from hand grenades You're loving on the psychopath sitting next to you You're loving on the murderer sitting next to you You'll think, “How'd I get here, sitting next to you?" But after all I've said, please don't forget [Chorus: Tyler Joseph] All my friends are heathens, take it slow Wait for them to ask you who you know Please don't make any sudden moves You don't know the half of the abuse [Verse 2: Tyler Joseph] We don't deal with outsiders very well They say newcomers have a certain smell You have trust issues, not to mention They say they can smell your intentions You're loving on the freakshow sitting next to you You'll have some weird people sitting next to you You'll think “How did I get here, sitting next to you?" But after all I've said, please don't forget [Chorus: Tyler Joseph] All my friends are heathens, take it slow Wait for them to ask you who you know Please don't make any sudden moves You don't know the half of the abuse [Bridge: Paul Meany] All my friends are heathens, take it slow Wait for them to ask you who you know Please all my friends are heathens, take it slow Wait for them to ask you who you know [Outro: Tyler Joseph] Why'd you come? You knew you should have stayed I tried to warn you just to stay away And now they're outside ready to bust It looks like you might be one of us