(Jim Croce) Uptown Got Its Hustlers, the Bow'ry Got Its Bums Forty Second Street Got Big Jim Walker He's A Pool Shootin' Son Of A Gun Yeah He's Big & Dumb As A Man Can Come But He's Stronger Than A Country Hoss And When The Bad Folks All Get Together At Night You Know They All Call Big Jim "Boss" Just Because, And They Say You Don't Tug On Superman's Cape You Don't Spit Into The Wind You Don't Pull The Mask Off The Old Lone Ranger And You Don't Mess Around With Jim Well Out Of South Alabama Came A Country Boy He Said "I'm Looking For A Man Named Jim I'm A Pool Shhotin' Boy, My Name Is Willie McCoy But Down Home They Call Me Slim Yeah I'm Lookin' For The King Of Forty Second Street He's Drivin' A Drop Top Cadillac Last Week He Took All My Money & It May Sound Funny But I've Come To Get My Money Back" And Everybody Say "Jack You Don't Tug On Superman's Cape You Don't Spit Into The Wind You Don't Pull The Mask Off The Old Lone Ranger And You Don't Mess Around With Jim" Well A Hush Fell Over The Room Jimmy Came Boppin' In Off The Street And When The Cuttin Was Done The Only Part That Wasn't Bloody Was The Soles Of The Big Man's Feet Yeah, He Were Cut In 'Bout A Hundred Places And He Were Shot In A Couple More And You Better Believe They Sung A Diff'rent Kind Of Story When Big Jim Hit The Floor. Oh Now They Say You Don't Tug On Superman's Cape You Don't Spit Into The Wind You Don't Pull The Mask Off The Old Lone Ranger And You Don't Mess Around With Jim You Don't Tug On Superman's Cape You Don't Spit Into The Wind You Don't Pull The Mask Off The Old Lone Ranger And You Don't Mess Around With Slim" Yeah, Big Jim Got His Hat, Find Out Where It's At And Not Hustling People Strange To You Even If You Do Got A Two-Piece Custom Made Pool Cue