Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps - Find My Casanova lyrics

We're going out at 8 To be mutated into slappers (You what?) Gonna get to someone's bed By the time Lambrini's reached my head Hot pants from Tesco's (mmm-mmm-mmm) That's where we get our bestest clothes (yeah-yeah-yeah) Working week is over Gonna find my Casanova Gonna be non-conformist We're going out, we're getting pissed Donna, you're looking fat! Don't be a b**h! Janet, come on! Wooh! Get your grooving on And get your slaggiest b**b choob on (Okay!) And come out with us Don't stay in watching EastEnders There's tons of boys out there (mmm-mmm-mmm) They've not all got ginger hair (yeah-yeah-yeah) (Now funk!) Working week is over Gonna find my Casanova Condoms in your pocket Take your muff and then unlock it Ordering a cab Hoping I've not had the driver I can get us in the place 'Cause all the bouncers know my face It's a pound a bottle Oh, God, yeah! We can drink a lot So let's get out of here Working week is over Gonna find your Casanova We're going on the pull now So get your coat, you stupid cow!