Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps - Donna & Louise lyrics

I've always had a pair of ma**ive tits You can see them from Northwich But out in the town with mates Men never want me prostrate They go for Donna and Louise I'm not a minger, it's plain to see And I'm not built like Lisa Riley And I'd have any boy With a dick like a saveloy You'd fancy Donna and Louise Maybe he's out there in town tonight The voice in my head tells me, "Is he sh**e?" I need a boyfriend Not sloppy seconds They all want Donna and Louise They fancy Donna and Louise Leo, Libra and Pisces Black or white or Mongolese I'm not fussed about herpes Just don't come near me with knob cheese No, no, no Don't come near me with knob cheese