Twiztid - Stardust lyrics

[Intro] Im not here now, gimme a call back, leave me a message Tell me what the f** is goin on, Alright peace Oh my god, I just had a f**in' dream about this sh** Called 'Stardust', dog. Me and you are gonna change The world, We're gonna be the new Ron Popeil. Our Commercials on every channel, I'm telling you this sh** is f**in'.... And did uh, Lavel call you talking About a place to stay or something? I think he said He's gonna k** his moms, man call me back dog [Madrox] Step right up, ladies and gentlemen have a seat I'm about to show you a product, everyone is sure to need This product I have right here, is small and light in weight And can be concealed in any handbag or briefcase Stardust We're not sure just what it does But the response has been overwhelming, from clients that tell us "If it wasn't for this here product and so on...." Man, there's so many letters, and they go on and on It's a miracle in a bottle, and it sells itself If you got problems in life, this here product can help This opportunity is golden, I'm holding in my hand The key to a brand new life, for those who have a shilling or two And been compelled by the product And intrigued, about what it can do for you Honest, it's the last case I got, and when they're gone, they're gone Take a chance with stardust, it'll fix whatever's wrong [Hook x2] Nothing can be better than this It only cost what you're spending on it It's absolutely not a hustle or fraud You're either buying, or you're moving along [Monoxide] What's this ya ask, I can't say 'Cause what I'm selling here today, effects each in a different way And I'd be glad to give you a little sample, but a dabble isn't ample And plus if people see, then I get trampled Grab hold of my hand ma'am, and walk with me Don't go hiding in the back, and try to talk to me I can see 'em start to well up in your eyes Like raindrops falling from the sky, give it a try And how about you Ain't ya sick of being picked on for nothing? Well I'm gonna tell you what to do Ain't you sick of being pushed, hit, kicked, and even spit on Well get you some of this, and then tell them haters to get on Now I been living off the stuff That we been selling for some time now And look at me, I'm finer than a line now I didn't come to pull the wool over your eyes But if you're looking for a change, then it's finally arrived [Hook x2] [Madrox & Monoxide] Come with us as we embark, on a tale of a Salesman-slash-hustler 'Cause if you got money, you're a potential customer Have you ever seen something unbelievable in your life? Probably not, but people are ready to buy Anything, from anybody, any time at all Snake oils, wristwatch, stardust, he got it all And it's all half off, and everything has to go It's a limited time offer, 'cause funds are running real low Before you wake up, we're already gone On our way, another town, another story evolves And it's been done for so long, that I don't even feel wrong It's second nature, it's as easy as just walking along I never tie myself down, to anything I couldn't leave In less than twenty seconds, and believe I won't forget it, I'm just a hustler, you can trace it in my bloodlines Ask them for the name of the greatest, I bet they say mine [Hook]