Twiztid - 1st Day Out '98 lyrics

I got another funky rhyme Another funky, funky rhyme I got another funky rhyme Another funky rhyme Another funky, funky rhyme. Aww sh**, Twiztid (I got another funky rhyme) This is our sh** man. (Another funky, funky rhyme) They're finna remake the wicked sh**. (I got another funky rhyme) Jamie spit it! (Another funky rhyme, another funky, funky rhyme) Now they let the gates up so I bail. Six sh**ty months, pick me up from the county jail Smart a** mouth even though I paid my dues Foam toilet, worn blankets, and the rubber shoes But I ain't naggin Here comes my people in the hooptie muffler draggin Ain't been in the hoo ride long And the 2 liter of Moon Mist is almost gone Nuts are kinda anxious to drop a load Told my man hook me up with a chick that he know The b**h said Muthaf**a pick me up at three Can't b**h, Cepta don't ride your street We can eat around the corner at KFC You can take a cab and I'll pay the fee When she showed up, damn She was outta luck I forgot my wallet in the glove box of my truck With the tab from the cab, and the dinner too. With a knot in my sock, b**h I thought you knew Dressed to impress chewing dentine gum And I was drunk as f** and smelled like an alley bum I'm chewing on my food like a carnivore Dumb b**h staring at me like an eye sore Then I plopped my face in the bowl of soup And slurped up every last bit up through my missin tooth The b**h jumped up faster than a race And told me had to powder her face Since she pickin up the tab You know that I'ma go for mine Garcon, Shabali '54 vintage wine And a steak well done, and an order of shrimp Jamie Madrox playin the pimp (UH!) She's back now and her hair ain't fixed Probably in the bathroom kickin back takin a sh** But I ain't saying nothing though I ain't saying nothing bout the muthaf**ing hoe What's up b**h? You ready to break ? Besides, how long can one fat b**h take? Quit snacking and pay the sh** So we can go to your crib and watch a horror flick With your daddy You're employed? Awww sh**...nawww Your daddy's pretty fresh sweetie pie I mean him letting me grip his ride Besides he slipped me a fifty But then again I'm kinda shifty Now I wanna f** so we headed to my house f** sitting with your parents on the couch Dad I got a b**h in my room and I smile Take your a** to the bar and don't come back for awhile A juggalo's known for smackin hoes But I need to bust nuts so I switch to the mack mode Now woman, you know I love you So why don't you just let me f** you Look b**h, I know you's a freak So let me get a little kiss on my cheek And a f** to go with that Come on nympho, and let me hit that Tell ya what you let me stick it And I gotta left over piece of chicken for ya (Ah) You little sewer skank You nasty little pipe-smoking money hungry b**h! That's the sh** J (What?) $85 bucks an hour and you wanna play And that was that A little smooth talking and she was on her back You'll never guess what My first day out and I caught my nut First day out and I caught my nut (What?) First day out and I caught my nut (What?) First day out and I caught my nut (What?) Well, sh** b**h it's my first day out And I caught my nut First day out and I caught my nut (What?) First day out and I caught my nut (What?) First day out and I caught my nut (What?) Well, sh** b**h it's my first day out And I caught my nut First day out and I caught my nut(What?) First day out and I caught my nut(What?) First day out and I caught my nut(What?) Well, sh** b**h it's my first day out And I caught my nut First day out and I caught my nut(What?) First day out and I caught my nut(What?) First day out and I caught my nut(What?) Well, sh** b**h it's my first day out And I caught my nuuuuuut!! [Laughs]