Twiztid - Off The Chain lyrics

[Jamie Madrox] Daddy I'm high as a cloud floating looking to touch Anything soft enough I can bust my nuts on Like them average a** titties of yours Now I done seen many, many pairs of titties before But them titties right there look s**able to me With the nipple in the middle where the s**er supposed to be She got a kinda banging booty, kinda more not than so If I don't drop this load, my nuts are gonna explode [Monoxide] Now I'm stone sober in a room full of ugly All I want to do is get some a** tonight And if I, play my cards right and smoke this weed Then I'll be swimming in some a** like the tsunami And it won't matter if she, kinda looks like a he Cause as long as I stay high they're all dimes to me Bumping Ron Isley in the truck with the tree Getting high hoping this ugly b**h will f** me [Hook] Now you look like Madonna with a splash of J-Lo Mixed with Halle Berry and some Anna Nicole Cause when I'm smoking every girl I see seems to be So off the chain A little Gwen Stefani and some Fergie and Brittney Charlise Thereon with some Angelina Jolie Cause when I'm smoking every girl I see seems to be So off the chain [Monoxide] Sometimes we would get high in the back And there'd always be this girl with a super nipple rack And I, wouldn't hit it with a bat if I'm not stoned But f** it since I'm high little ugly got boned I'm in the zone I'm high kinda trippin off of this Everywhere that I look's a fine b**h Goddamnit, I love this weed Cause every last b**h looks good to me [Jamie Madrox] Beauty is skin deep, and ugly is to the bone Ain't no reason that banging a** need to be having pants on I like that upside down heart that lives inside you g-string Packed to the max with needful things Like coochie and bu*t watch it jiggle and such As she walks by with that run way strut I'm mesmerized on how much a** calf n' thighs You managed to stuff inside them Levi's [Hook] You look like Jenna Jameson and Vivica Foxy With a splash Viva Guerra and Beyonce Cause when I'm smoking every girl I see seems to be So off the chain A little Paris Hilton and some Gretchen Wilson With a splash of Ashlee n' Jessica Simpson Cause when I'm smoking every girl I see seems to be So off the chain [Jamie Madrox] Your lips are just so soft and supple I'm willing to bet the farm she got a tight moose knuckle I'm seeing so many turkeys that I wouldn't mind stuffing Like that one right here, I bet she like it rough and hard And if she wanna cuddle right quick Turn an indoor ho into an outdoor trick Let her s** your dick in a public bathroom While there's other people on the side of you taking a dune [Monoxide] Now I'm walking through the mall And I'm high as the sun And I swear this b**h's a** is looking like a cinna-bun And then I go and get a pretzels from aunt Annie's Then I fell in love with her flabby fanny I'm getting outta here before my penis gets hard And I get thrown out by the security guards Feeling like a retard, I'm horny and high But I'm almost outta weed so I'm saying goodbye