Twiztid - f**konthe1stdate lyrics

Hi! My name's Lisa I'm what some people call a s** addict I mean just because I like to have s** with alot of boys It doesn't make me a freak, ok? I mean, yeah I like to do a doggy style And s** co*k and all that you know? I mean I usually just tell 'em Pull that muthaf**a out and let me see it Get started... Now let me introduce myself as the man f**in' every b**h in the world that says I can And I won't even play with b**hes that don't f** All I know, you could be a dude with your nuts tucked And I don't need all the stress and all the games And all the callin' me names And your frontin' like your sayin, b**h You ain't sh** but a hoe and the trickin' All your good for is hopefully f**in' and s**in' dick Wanna blame it on my music? Well that will never happen Cuz I was f**in' hoes like you before the rappin' Don't get me the slighter on that a** and bu*tcheeks And keep my dick the splashin' cum on bed sheets I'm a lunatic weirdo lookin' to the laid Any hookers here tonight is lookin' to get paid? f** that, I won't spend no nickle on no a** I don't even want no stankin' b**h, stankin' by my cash [x2] b**h, I'mma cum outta' the pants I'm trying to figure out whether or not I'm getting that a** Your callin' me a freak sayin' I'm going too fast But if you dont f** on the first date I'm leavin' that a** b**h with them big lips I'm a young n***a With crazy f**in' my hips And I can make you do thangs your afraid to do And by the end of the night you want me to f** you Hey b**h that's a nice a** Let me see you strip down to flesh and show me a flash dance Got me arousing in my pants and a pitch in the tent It's just a video camera no need to get upset Hey b**h do you like s**? Well me too I'mma pull my dick out and this is what we gonna do f** till the sun comes up and fall asleep Leaving pusss battered and brused and numb for weeks You say you never s**ed dick, a minor obstical Just pretend that my dick is a popsicle And lick it all on the sides and tip You got creamsickle fillin' on your tongue and lips UHHhhh... [x2] b**h, I'mma cum outta' the pants I'm trying to figure out whether or not I'm getting that a** Your callin' me a freak sayin' I'm going too fast But if you dont f** on the first date I'm leavin' that a** You can tell it from the getgo b**h, I ain't the one And stricly for your info b**h, you ain't the bomb I done f**ed many two and three hoes at the time And the most hoes I f** in one night is like five DAAAAMN... You can say I'm addicted to s** But if you know my sleeze then you know I'm addicted to d**h Monoxide f**in' b**hes left to right Let a k**a know, if your f**in' tonight Hey b**h, do you shave your peach? I can check cause your beaver is within my arm reach Leavin' a rash on my co*k Burned up, cradle, and duds are icey hots Hey b**h, would you finger your box? And rub the bu*t of a n***a name madrox Half hour k**a with an hour worth a dick So do you wanna f**? Hey you, hey b**h... [x2] b**h, I'mma cum outta' my pants I'm trying to figure out whether or not I'm getting that a** Your callin' me a freak sayin' I'm going too fast But if you dont f** on the first date I'm leavin' that a** You stupid b**h, what the f** do you think this is? I take you out to dinner maybe to a movie And you don't wanna f**? Who the f** do you think you are muthaf**in' Liz Claybourn b**h? I don't like that sh** and I don't like you So if you ain't f**in, you need to bounce, b**h That's for my mods I'm lookin' for a**, money, and dead sh**