Twiztid - f** On The 1st Date lyrics

[monoxide child] Now let me introduce myself as the man f**ing every b**h in the world, just cuz i can And i won't even play with you b**hes that don't f** All i know, you could be a dude with ya nuts cut I don't need all the stress and all the games And all the callin' me names and all the frontin' like you're sane b**h, you ain't sh** but a hoe and a trick And all you're good for is hopefully f**ing and s**ing dick Wanna blame it on my music? well that'll never happen Cuz i was f**in' hoes like you before the rappin' Goin' get me to slappin' on that a** and bu*t cheeks And get my dick to splashin' and cummin' on bed sheets I'm a lunatic, what up, i'm lookin' to get laid (and the hookers here tonight is looking to get paid) f** that, i won't spend no nickel on no a** I don't even want no stinkin' b**hes thinkin' about my cash [hook] (repeat twice) b**h, you comin' outta them pants I'm trying to figure out whether or not i'm gettin' a** We callin' for the freaks, you think i'm movin' too fast But if you don't f** on the first date i'm leavin' that a** [jamie madrox] b**h wit' the big lips, i'm a young n***a Wit' crazy f** in my hips And i can make you do things you're afraid to do And by the end of the night, you want me to f** you Hey b**h, that's a nice a** Lemme see you strip down to flesh and show me a flash dance Got me risin' in my pants, and i'm pitchin' a tent It's just a video camera, no need to get upset Hey b**h, do you like s**? well me too I'm goin' pull my dick out and this is what we goin' do f** 'til the sun comes up and fall asleep Leavin' pussies battered, abused, and numb for weeks You say you never s**ed dick, a minor obstacle Just pretend that my dick is a popsicle And lick it all on the sides and tip You got cream-sicle filling on ya tounge and lips [hook] [monoxide child] You can tell it from the get-go b**h, i ain't the one And strictly for your info b**h, you ain't the bomb I done f**ed maybe 2 or 3 hoes at a time And the most hoes i f**ed in one night is like five (damn!) You could say that i'm addicted to s** But if you know my seeds then you know i'm addicted to d**h Monoxide, f**in' b**hes left and right Let a k**a know, if ya f**in' tonight [jamie madrox] Hey b**h, do ya shave your peach? I can check cuz your beaver's within my arm reach (so stubly) leave a rash on my co*k ??? up cradle and dubs are icy-hot Hey b**h, would you finger your box And rub the bu*t, of the n***a named madrox? Half-hour k**a with an hour worth of dick So do you wanna f**? hey you, hey b**h! [hook] [jamie madrox] Stupid b**h! What the f** you think this is? I take you out to dinner Maybe to a movie, and you don't wanna f**?!? Who the f** you think you are?!? Motherf**in' liz claiborne, b**h? I don't like that sh**, and i don't like you! So if you ain't f**in', you need to bounce, b**h! That's on my moms! I'm lookin' for a**, money, and dead sh**