Twiztid - Drunken Ninja Master lyrics
(feat. Dark Lotus) [Jamie Madrox] Is it a vampire that you see before your eyes? Before you focus, I dematerialize And vanish into thin air So all you scary b**hes better beware For six petals of the Lotus Pod, prepare For the coming of the creatures in dark with blind faith The battle is before us, the target is Hell's gate I'm the first general of the Cobra-Khan Shadowcasters The black demon, Madrox, drunken ninja master [Anybody k**a] The night air makes me awake from my daytime dream It always seems like there's a k**er loose, living in me I try running from the shadows into the moonlight streets In search of hoping to find a place like me Offering forgotten souls, dripping blood, give the hatchet respect The Lotus all up in this b**h, giving free chin checks Suffocating from the cellar cause we grow with the stars Even the drunken ninja's knowing who we are, muthaf**a!! [Chorus 2x] Drunken... Ninja... Master... Lotus... Lotus... [Monoxide Child] Blood bath, arms open with my wings spread I'm in this burned down house and I'm surrounded by the dead Now visualize I can reach a cloud sky high And I can make it all turn red before your very eyes Shadowless in the mirror like oxygen f** us being off the hook, b**h-boy, we off the hit I keep hitt-ating like monsters when the trees blow by And I'm demented with this k**er inside Who wanna die?!?! [Violent J] Look at me, I scale walls And throw Poof balls I seek and destory the skulls of devils without a cause Chinese stars, I throw these For the Dark Lot-eese I represent the dead Louise Spicolli's And Bruiser Brodie's Look at my face, Jesus, don't ask my religion Or I'll draw this Hex ninja sword and make my incision I'm like Shaggy with this beat I'm weak I'm sweet A drunken ninja master, I'll f** you like, ah, Choko's feet [Chorus 2x] Drunken... Ninja... Master... Lotus... Lotus... Ha-ha-ha-ha-haw-haw-haw-haw-haw Ha-ha-ha-ha-haw-haw-haw-haw-haw Ha-ha-ha-ha-haw-haw-haw-haw-haw Ha-ha-ha-ha-haw-haw-haw-haw-haw [Reversed message by Jamie Madrox] My religion is my religion and that's for me to know. The lotuspod is in the picture and in the dark is how we roll. We the drunken ninja masters with the drunken ninja flows. Drink blood from the bodies, steal life from the souls. [Blaze] Drinking Smoking Thugging Maxing Lifestyle of a ninja straight out the f**ing casket f**ing with a dead man, you'll get your head took Sacrifice for the Lotus Pod, for Blaze a crook And if any punks wanna step up and test your luck You find yourself laying in the back of the truck Muthaf**a, I'm a drunken ninja master thug f** 40's of Bud We drinking 40's of blood (yeah!!) [Shaggy 2 Dope] Grab the bottle, pop the cap Throw it back Expired b**h's blood flowing down my neck Constantly putting sh** in my body direct from Hell's bowels Causing my hands to do things out my brain's control Like, let's see, umm....grabbing and squeezing Waking up next to lifeless bodies that ain't breathing Blame it on the blood, voodoo, or alcohol And you'll just make this call faster From a drunken ninja master You f**ing ba*tard!! [Chorus] Drunken... Ninja... Master... Lotus... Lotus... Drunken... Ninja... Master... Lotus... Lotus... Drunken... Ninja... Master... Lotus... Lotus... Drunken.............