Twiztid - Gravy Boatz lyrics

(Chorus x3) Mashed potatos, we're unable to row, riding on a gravy boat Oh oh oh oh oh oh-oh gravy boat! (Jamie Madrox) We run sh** like constipation on Ex-Lax All up in your pocket like Uncle Sam and the income tax Can you relax when sh** is run a mile a minute? Play the industry like p**y Grab your dick and get up in it (Are you in it to win it?) As we prevail, with sh** so obese That it's tipping the scale I been to Hell, heavy hot mothaf**ka Walking the Earth since child birth Never went to school, and when I did, I ate my homework Never played a fool, and if I did, I was a poser You can't blame a nerd for trying to get closer (Now I'm the poster boy!) For geeks and freaks and chainsaw murderers That seldom ever sleep They call me Stay-Puft Marshmellow Man cause I was so fat my arms Looked like they were sectioned off in rubber bands Would it ever change? I prayed and hope it Throw a scoop of mash potatos See the chorus for the gravy boat (Chorus x3) Mashed potatos, we're unable to row, riding on a gravy boat Oh oh oh oh oh oh-oh gravy boat! (Monoxide Child) I'm on D! Obstruction of justice and all that F**k the cops, where my mothaf**king dogs at? Your corner boy with the teddy bear nose And the fake a** asortment of hoes I'm changing clothes like a true scrub, maybe twice a week And smoking weed till my eyeballs bleed Once I hit the Lotto Crazy money, millions and G's And then I split that sh** on the trees Treat me like the freak I am Don't ever route me on a tour to Japan I base it all up on my sound scan So glad you leave my tastebuds fiending, with a slow jam singing, and some fake thug clinging to ya I see the gangstas just walk on through And ain't a mothaf**king thing you can do sh**, my brain blew out on concrete But my feet keep moving to another beat Like the Jedi Luke Skywalker (Chorus x3) Mashed potatos, we're unable to row, riding on a gravy boat Oh oh oh oh oh oh-oh gravy boat! *musical interlude* (Chorus x3) Mashed potatos, we're unable to row, riding on a gravy boat Oh oh oh oh oh oh-oh gravy boat!