Twiztid - Raw Deal (The Juggalo Song) lyrics

Why do I call myself a Juggalo? Cause we be bangin' the Wicked sh** and swimmin' off in the blood of mosh pits We misfits are misunderstood We got chapters of Family off in each and every hood I'm a Juggalo and you can eat a dick if you're not And if you stare long enough, you'll get you eyeballs popped I'm even worse now since the first curse, I'll cut words into my leg until it hurts Why do I call myself a Juggalo, b**h? Cause we keep that scrub life and f** that rich sh** And steal that new whip and platinum chain To give it all to a Juggalo who never had a thing I'm a Juggalo in the worst way since the first grade, I've been plottin' my revenge on the world, hey I can't help it if I'm into weird sh**, looking in the mirror with my closed eating lipstick Why do I call myself a Juggalo, s**a? We don't give a motherf** what you got (MOTHERfu*kER!) We don't brown nose or hound dog no weak hos We stand at the bus stop in yesterday's clothes I'm a chainsaw smoker with a thirst for blood And since we're on the subject, can you give me some? When I was nineteen, I tried to cut out my tongue And mail it to the Devil so He'd know my voice when I come Why do I call myself a Juggalo, you hater? We don't flip sides over a b**h like Darth Vader Keep it (East side!), live for the moment and die later And we (Stay high!) 'til they unplug the respirator I'ma be a J-U-Double-G-A-L-O We got a raw deal But I'ma be a J-U-Double-G-A-L-O k**in' everybody Now it don't matter if you're painted or not Hated a lot, we got a spot here, keepin' it hot We on some Moms and Pops and givin' ya neck chops And leavin' the puddle of blood right where your head drops You can call the cops, but they ain't comin' round here We got some Juggalos rinnun' this b**h (So STAY CLEAR!) Why do I call myself a Juggalo, punk? Cause we roll through the hood with politicians in the trunk Chicken's in the front seat, straight to the balls We ain't s**as, we don't do shopping sprees at the mall For affection, barely got money for Petro b**h, you must have forgot you f**in' with a Juggalo You never know until the light goes out It might go south and might get the barrel in your mouth You lame hos know when the Chainsmoker and the Phatso Come together, lungs collapse with secondhand smoke I'ma be a J-U-Double-G-A-L-O We got a raw deal But I'ma be a J-U-Double-G-A-L-O k**in' everybody I call myself a Juggalo cause my face painted Y'all go ahead and k** the scene, we'll come back and recreate it With half a million motherf**ers lookin' just like us With contacts and bare face all ready to bust This ain't no civil war (WE AIN'T CIVILIZED NO MORE!) We cut throats like f** it and smilin' at you in court, b**h Independent, we gonna stand on our own And prove to the whole world why we're heir to the throne I keep a low profile, but the low profile Teeth of a crocodile, I bite that a** like a crocodile f** it all now, I'm for the Underground While all the rest bow down to us while we make the countdown Most fly around the sound that I make while those who relate would rather die than hear it all change Sounds strange, for sure, but everywhere that I go I let 'em know that I'm a motherf**in' Juggalo I'ma be a J-U-Double-G-A-L-O We got a raw deal But I'ma be a J-U-Double-G-A-L-O U, U , U I'ma be a J-U-Double-G-A-L-O We got a raw deal But I'ma be a J-U-Double-G-A-L-O J-U-Double-G-A-L-O