Twitching Tongues - Distance Clause lyrics

Is this a joke? Haven't seen home in months, Haven't seen life in weeks, Haven't seen you for far too long. While I'm away, you call me night and day, wishing I was around. I'm home now, and what a f**ing surprise, You're nowhere to be found. It's torture. Make up your mind. You're making it hard to believe another promising word. I heard it's supposed to make the heart grow fonder. Just a bullsh** excuse to make me wait a little longer. Attention, your only desire, baby. While I'm away you call me night and day wishing I was around. I'm home now, and what a f**ing surprise, You're nowhere to be found. Now I'm home alone, staring at the phone, thinking I might implode. No clever rhyme for this line, baby, this is where it ends. I've made up your mind for you,