Twisted Sister - TV Wife lyrics

(J. French) It starts up in the morning when the kids are at school Hubby's just forbidden by the home of his poo She walks across the room and she turns on the set Every show is memorized, she can't forget Early morning quiz is essential to watch Would I win a car or a bottle of scotch All that she can do is sit home and stare And hope that there she gets a chance to go on the air (CHORUS:) 'Cause she's a TV wife with a TV life From early in the morning 'til late at night Her dreams and fears and wishes and her hopes Are all being sued by a handful of soaps For she's a TV wife with a TV life From early in the morning 'til late at night Your dreams are your visions and your lacks of strife But everybody turns you to TV wife, everybody turns you to TV wife TV wife, TV wife By mid-afternoon the shows have progressed And anchors all the characters of who she's obsessed This was dying, that was married, this one gave birth And the hunters nowhere took we found on this planet Earth Hubby's home and dinner's on the wine or TV Well, the news is on and it's just too impossible, you see After twenty tumors, fifteen rapes and countless affairs I can't watch the news, it's too gross, she declares (REPEAT CHORUS) (Solo - Jay Jay) A TV wife with a TV life From early in the morning 'til late at night Your dreams and your fears and your wishes and your hopes Are all being sued by a handful of soaps I said a TV wife with a TV life From early in the morning 'til late at night Your dreams are your visions and your lacks of strife Everybody turns you to TV wife, everybody turns you to TV wife TV wife, TV wife Well, by mid-afternoon you know the shows have progressed And anchors all the characters with whom you're obsessed This was dying, that was married, this one gave birth And the hunters nowhere took we found on this planet Earth Makeups all the cookings on a when it's time for bed The TV guide is alma for but nothing is said Will it be a late night movie starring Greer Garson Or Joey Fisher filling in for airing Johnny Carson A TV wife with a TV life From early in the morning 'til late at night Your dreams and your fears and your wishes and your hopes Are all being sued by a handful of soaps For she's a TV wife with a TV life From early in the morning 'til late at night Your dreams are your visions and your lacks of strife And everybody turns you to TV wife, everybody turns you to TV wife TV wife, TV wife, TV wife, TV wife, wooh