Twisted G (aka Gangsta Fag) - Eminem lyrics

Cause I remember when I saw you on the first day On your video with you and f**ing nurse Dre Looking whiter than some mutha f**in Yoplait I knew you wanted to be Black in the worst way You with the Black dudes walking and you talking it Bet they were filling up that a** with milky chocolate Now come is dripping off your a** like it's white gravy Oh yeah sorry bout your moms Mr crack baby I bet she's proud that you're trying to be Black though I'm feeling sorry for that mutha f**in crack ho The truth is that you know that she knows the deal I think you're scared cause you know that she knows the real Mr Eminem sweeter than a candy bag Mr. Eminem you in the f**ing closet f*g I know the truth and I know your f**ing game And I don't give a f** what's your muthaf**in name! Chorus 2x My Name Is, My Name Is, Mr. sh** Stainy What The f** You Talking Bout? My Name Is, My Name Is, Mr. Stick A Big Dick In Your f**ing Mouth! Think you can fool me, no not till Hell freeze I know that D12 equals out to 12 Ds' That's 12 dicks in the muthaf**ing house for ya That's 12 dicks in the muthaf**in mouth for ya So is it true that you blondes have the most fun So is it true that you blondes s** the most cum The next time you're with the white kids at your venue Now you can brag you got a whole lot of black up in you Your blonde b**h a** looking like Marsha Brady But every 3-dollar crack ho is slim and shady Trying to play it hard but you know you're soft and gushy You want to k** your baby mama cause you're scared of p**y Stop whining Mr. b**h get your rap on You're only mad cause she took your f**ing strap on I know the truth and I know your f**ing game And I don't give a f** what's your muthaf**in name! Chorus Maybe you and me can meet up in the alley way I'll bring the weed and you can bring the Alize And we can try to talk and figure what this hatings bout Sit on my lap and we can see what you can straighten out Bounce up and down on my dick while we drink and smoke And you can tell your funny jokes while you're getting poked Cause you a funny boy always trying to joke around Cause you a funny boy, h*mo the f**ing clown So will the real Slim Shady please stand up quick But you don't wanna cause your knees s**ing dick So who's that kid that takes it up the f**ing bu*t It's plain Eminem with no muthaf**in nuts Remember next time that you wanna diss a f*g That I got something for your a** Mr. trailer trash I know the truth and I know your f**ing game And I don't give a f** what's your mutha f**ing name!