Twins - I've Never Seen Anything Like It lyrics

I mean, I've seen the world I've been around I could tell you stories That would quite astound you I'm not a fool! I went to school! I've been from Liverpool to Istanbul, Istanbul. I'm no fool! And anyone will tell you That I'm sharper than a knife, But I've never seen anything like it in my life! Well, I've never seen anything like it! Never seen anything like it! I've never seen anything like it in my life! I mean, I know the game. I've seen them all. I could tell you stories That would quite enthral you! I know me job Pleasing the mob! I give 'em what they want for just two bob! Just two bob. Well, that's my job. But this is so fantastic, I can't wait to tell the wife! Gertie! What? You've never seen anything like it in your life. You've never seen anything like it. I've never seen anything like it. You've never seen anything like it in your life! I thought I'd seen every wonder in the world I've seen the Coliseum in Rome And the Acropolis. I've made the biggest blunder in the world Because I've never seen anything quite like this! I'm down to earth I'll tell you straight I could tell you stories That would fascinate you! I know the trade I know the tricks I once bought an elephant for two pounds six Two pounds six! Taught it tricks! But for your pushmi-pullyu, I'd pay Three pounds! Four pounds! Five! 'Cause I've never seen anything like it that's alive! Well, I've never seen anything like it! Never seen anything like it! I've never seen anything like it In all... My... Life!