Twiddle - Tiberius lyrics

[Verse 1] The story of a nasty man with a wicked plan from a foreign land He was planning to k** the king and steal the queen The great king was old and wise, with a thousand eyes in the form of spies Who knew of the evil scheme to k** the king and queen The king was told the news of a man called Zeus and his wicked views So he sent four of his best knights to serve a fight [Chorus] Tiberius…are you serious? Where's Tiberius? [Verse 2] The king was told that Tiberius the knight was not to fight Seems he had too much to drink pa**ed out on the floor to drunk to think King said he would sober up cause “If Tibby don't fight then we're sh** out of luck” Zeus' plan was almost complete, he intends to strike at the end of next week Later on Tibby came to when the king's men told him what to do He went right into the grey green mist where Zeus' land was supposed to exist [Chorus] Tiberius…are you serious? Where's Tiberius? [Verse 3] Once he knew what to do, he flew on his sword so that he was out of view At the base of the great green mist, Tibby was stopped by an old grey witch… She told him where to go, at the price of his hair and a coin of gold Zeus lived in the heart of a bob with creatures as guards surrounded by fog He knew who was on his way so he set some traps before the lake On delay until the end of the week so save your plan to be unleashed [Chorus] Tiberius…are you serious? Where's Tiberius? [Verse 4] At the edge of Zeus' bog, Tiberius waited sitting down on the front Sat there in the great green mist 'til nightfall came and he started his trip He ascended through the trees, flied through the mist at the fastest speed Until he landed in the great tree of oak, which was directly above of Zeus' foul home He could hear his wicked snores, he descended the tree and approached the door Just then a guard awoke from his sleep to see Tiberius at the base of the tree [Chorus] Tiberius…are you serious? Where's Tiberius? [Verse 5] Before the creature could make a move, he was struck by a dagger from Tibby's boot He fell with a splash into the bog, then floated down stream like a wooden log The other guys did not awake but Tibby k**ed them just to be safe He did this without a peep while Zeus was inside, sound asleep He crept in through the front door and up to the bedroom, where he could hear Zeus snore He thrust his sword into the bed, where a pillow's place looked like Zeus' head Tiberius knew that he had been tricked and Zeus was there right next to him Holding an arrow to his head saying “Get down boy or you'll be dead” Then Tiberius he heard a sound familiar to him from his home town It was the honk of his brother Meebs who had come to his aid from the land of steeds Meebs burst in through the door and shots Zeus down onto the floor The two tied Zeus up real tight and sent him on his way to be imprisoned for life [Chorus] Tiberius…are you serious? Where's Tiberius?