Tuscadero - Just My Size lyrics

Don't throw him away He's just my size I have no doubt he'll be as good as first prize So if your feelings for him start to fade And I'm finished with mine We'll get together and trade Oh, no zipper, he's my bu*ton fly No holes, he's a patches kind of guy Plenty of pockets to keep my matches dry So he's starting to bore you And you think that it's through But what's right for me May not be perfect for you So if you're finished with him And you don't really care Hand him over to me And like sisters we'll share Oh, don't throw him away He's a sweet type Fill up a bathtub and let him sit No reason I should live without it He's just my size, I think he's great Keep him around as a spare date Arise the sky, he's my kind of man I'll make him fit if anybody can Oh, no zipper, he's my bu*ton fly No holes, he's a patches kind of guy Plenty of pockets to keep my matches dry