Tubes - TV Is King lyrics

I wish I was the man With the mechanical heart I'd conquer all my enemies alone I'd tear the guys apart Then scatter the pieces I wish I was the man in the soundproof booth I wish I had a chance To stump the band or maybe tell truth And maybe I could win a color television I really love my, television I love to sit by, television Can't live without my, television TV is king, you're my everything I wish I had the girl with the bouncy hair We'd ride off in a brand new car Or fly a plane somewhere Like probably Jamaica I brush my teeth, shampoo my hair And shave my face Apply the necessary aerosol In the appropriate place And we'll spend the night Together watching television I can't turn off my, television Don't really know why, television I understand my, television You got your works in a drawer And your color's on track You have to break away But you always come back You make a hundred changes But you're always the same You make me so excited And you make me so lame You're just a tube full of gas And a box full of tin But you show me your charms And I want to jump in Oh, if only your cha**is Was covered with skin 'Cause TV you're my everything I really love my, television I love to sit by, television Can't live without my, television I can't turn off my, television Don't really know why, television I understand my, television I really love my, television TV is king, you're my everything TV is king