Tripod - Too Many Remotes lyrics

All I wanna do Is watch TV with you But I've got too many remotes In my life Trying to watch a DVD Which remote's for the TV? Do I have to press AV? Or is the input DVD slash LD TV slash slash something Oh, f**! What order do I have to turn things on? Why am I hearing channel 9 But seeing 31? (Yon does the little solo) f**ing batteries! Yon, looks like you're going to have to get yourself two AAA's, man. What about 3 AA's? It doesn't work like that, mate Six 1A's? You're on your own, Yon Two thirds of a nine volt? Shut the f** up, please! They can put a man on the moon But they can't help me It's like I need Houston mission control Just to watch The Simpsons on TV When I have a house sitter come to stay, I have to set aside a whole day To type a four page document Briefing them on what to do I'm so tired of all these bu*tons Look at how complicated life has gotten Too many remotes! So, Gatesy, have you seen those ones you can get where it's like this single remote and you program in all the model numbers of all your other remotes and then it controls all your stuff! It's a universal remote. Universal remote! One remote to rule them all! I'm not chucking that into Mt Doom. For um… For, for two points this week, I nominate… Yonny… for talking over my guitar solo. This affects my time in the house because… it makes me feel extremely frustrated… Scod, I need you to be less specific in your answer Come on, let's take this home! Tripod: Too many remotes De-de-de-doo Too many remotes Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba Too many remotes In my… Yon: My mum's still got one with the cord on it. …Life