Tripod - Ikea lyrics

I think that I Wanna try Getting work with the guy Who makes the plastic television sets for Ikea So they can put em on show I think they must Cost a lot They look real and they're not They're only fake and they put em on the shelves at Ikea So when the customers go And wonder what the stuff would lool like at home It's all set up so they know I'd have to learn about plastics and all the industrial techniques I could branch out on a sideline and make plastic food that you can't eat And plastic trees But my first love is TVs I'll make them big Make them fake There's a lot that's at stake I'd serve the world by making plastic stuff for Ikea The stuff that isn't for sale You feel so good So at ease There's no grime or disease My plastic stuff would make the customers feel happier Plastic world at Ikea There's no electrical problems on a plastic cd player And you can't hurt your back carrying a hollow fridge You'll never see a singe murder on the blank screen of the telly Plastic printers don't use paper not a single tree is k**ed I think that I Wanna try Getting work with the guy Who makes the plastic television sets for Ikea