Tripod - Hot Girl in the Comic Shop lyrics

There was a hot girl in the comic shop And I didn't know what to do There was a hot girl in the comic shop She was looking for a Doctor Who. There was an actual girl in the comic shop What a momentous day I had to check to make sure that she wasn't just, A human sized cardboard display My competition was a kid with pimples and a guy in a wheelchair And so I knew I had to act fast There was a hot girl in the comic shop where I've never seen a girl before A kind of Indie looking girl in the comic shop And she knew her way around the store Oh my Lord she's moving towards the role playing games Oh my God she's picking out dice So many questions in my mind What would be a good pick up line Why had a hot girl just come in If the Hulk fought Spiderman, who would win? I guess that Spiderman's advantage would be his webs And his manual dexterity But then again the Hulk's endurance is limitless And he' stronger then spidey would be.. He's got the healing factor And the proportional strength But there's the schizophrenia But there's the photography sk**s It's so hard to know! Hot girl! Hot girl! There was a hot girl in the comic shop about ten minutes ago There was a hot girl in the comic shop Did anyone see her go? Had she come to the comic shop Looking for love? I guess I'll never know