Tripod - Fabian lyrics

Fabian, Fabian Fabian, Fabian Fabian, Fabian this songs for you This is the tale of a reindeer that nobody knows shoved down the back and largely ignored on account of a nasal disfigurement Not unlike Rudolph in that sense the hallmarks are almost the same instead of a red shiny nose that brought Rudolph his fame Fabian had just a cavity (No Nose at all)Just a big empty space in the middle of his face Just a couple of chambers Fabian, Fabian Fabian, Fabian Fabian, Fabian this songs for you Fabian, Fabian Fabian, Fabian Fabian, Fabian this songs for you Abnormal snouts were surprisingly common in reindeer Rudolph and Fabian both fell victim to the elves and their cost-cutting measures In keeping their over-heads down the elves fed the reindeer on reindeer and on top of that the poor reindeer were also in-bred so Fabian had just a cavity (his hooter was lacking) bugger all schnoz all this because his dad was also his sister (who he then ate) Fabian, Fabian Fabian, Fabian Fabian, Fabian this songs for you Fabian, Fabian Fabian, Fabian Fabian, Fabian tragic but true Disliked by his peers this disfigured deer was alone He watched from afar as Rudolph the star would lead the others back home But before you get to sympathetic theres another thing you should know sure his nose was upsetting but reindeer are not quite that shallow cause Fabian was a tosser Not nice at all An arrogant fool A self-serving tool an absolute face hole Fabian, Fabian Fabian, Fabian Fabian, Fabian no one likes you Fabian, Fabian Fabian, Fabian Fabian, Fabian surgery wont fix the vortex that is your black heart Fabian....