Tripod - Kempt lyrics

My life was completely astrous when I met you (Not "disastrous") So gruntled with this life I thought I had (Opposite of "disgruntled") How could a love so perfect be so vincible? (Not "invincible") I could have sworn that you were scrutable, My judgement was so bad. ("Bad", opposite of "unbad".) But you were kempt, so kempt, Everything about you was seemly. You were kempt, so kempt, Of course I'd be bedevilled, So gusting and so shevelled, Were you. It started out so wholesome, so pure, Tell 'em about it We engaged in speakable acts. Nothing too saucy Although we had hibitions, we were totally toward, You should have seen it coming, But I'd always had a tendency to under react. Our love is defunct, When it once was funct. You've debunked all the myths, You had previously bunked. When you were kempt, so kempt, Everything about you was seemly. You were kempt, so kempt, Of course he'd be bedevilled, So gusting and so shevelled, Were you. You always seemed so honest and so sidious. You were an angel. I checked your phone bill, it was full of crepancies. Everything was in order! But I found out one evening, you'd been creet, Aha! When you and your ex, booked a motel cognito. Your ex! Your ex! It was a personal attack! You were going out with prefixes, Behind my back! (Yon bursts into tears) Awww... poor little fella. Look what's happened to the little fella now, huh! His heart's completely roken. Although he does hang out with serious lappers, you know, the kind of lutty type. Gatesy... this song's not actually about just taking the first letter off words. What? I mean, hat? Gatesy, this song's about... it's about prefixes! All right? Like "in" or "ex" or "un". If you find an "un" in a word and you take that out. As in, as in... you're not very "fny"? I... yeah... I think a better example is, you're a "ct". (Long pause) Hey! Let's have another crack at it, shall we? He asked you questions, no more terrogation, He acted, and he umped dumped you straight away. You're free, enjoy your newfound carceration, You're the ex I'd always pected, I'll never member you again, You always derstood me anyway. You sent a liminal message, By cheating with your ex. But I just think you had, A feriority complex. But anyway, I've found someone else. And she is kempt, so kempt, Everything about her is seemly. She is kempt, so f**ing kempt! Her Christian name is "Ingrid", She lets me call her "Grid". And she takes off her derpants for me!