Tripod - Science Facts are Useful lyrics

Well, it doesn't take a genius to realise, Being good at school can be cool. Put on your lab coats, boffins rule! Umm... umm... I'd actually rather you didn't use the word "boffin", 'cause if anything it means "having s**". There's nothing wrong with putting on your thinking cap, Though your social sk**s may be crap. You can impress with these cool facts: That Playstation you're playing at - science made that! That Ghettodeck you're rapping off the beats to - science made that too! Without science, we wouldn't have cheap bathtub biker speed! Oh, science facts are useful, That's why they teach 'em to ya. Your teachers wouldn't screw ya, Don't be a fool, The science school is cool. Well, you may not see a scientist do Rock and Roll, But they understand the mineral properties of rock. As well as the physics of roll. Oh, Mr. Scientist, I burnt my hand bone on a boiling water! How do you know it was boiling? Was it bubbling? Uhh... no. Then it wasn't really boiling. I feel better already. GO SCIENCE! Help, help! I lost my ball bearing down the drain! Then get a magnet, man. But it's a really deep drain. Then you'll need a really long magnet. GO SCIENCE! Oh, science facts are useful, That's why they teach 'em to ya. Your teachers wouldn't screw ya, Don't be a fool, The science school is cool. Oh help, Mr. Scientist, I need you again! How does a hot air balloon rise? Because it's a HOT AIR balloon. Ohh. How do I deal with girls and not feel awkward? (Pause) Did you know that the atomic structure of bu*ter is not dissimilar to... But... but... but... I was asking about gir... Margarine, on the other hand... Break it down! Oh, science facts are useful... Oh, science facts are useful... Okay, everybody, rock and roll moment! Hold your lighters in the air! (Clapping) Oh, science facts are useful... Oh, science facts are useful... But be careful because butane, even when contained in very small amounts, is an extremely volatile gas. Oh, science facts are useful... Thanks to Issac Newton we can crowd-surf! That's why they teach 'em to ya. Bikini tops are a great invention! Your teachers wouldn't screw ya, Don't be a fool, The science school is cool!