[Verse 1] k**joy, you're like a rhinestone pickup line My drunk guitar's more fun than you'll ever be Dear God, you're a monologue repeater A computer is a better friend than I'll ever be [Pre-Chorus] I ditched you Saturday night 'cause I want you to know Take a photograph, it's going to last longer I feel so temporary like some viceroy a**hole, maybe [Chorus] Yeah, k** the viceroy Yeah, k** the viceroy k** the viceroy [Verse 2] Oh God, give it up, the charisma This cold call waving is a sign of a weaker disease [Pre-Chorus] I ditched you Saturday night 'cause I want you to know Take a photograph, it's going to last longer I feel so temporary like some viceroy a**hole, maybe [Chorus] Yeah, k** the viceroy Yeah, k** the viceroy [Bridge] Why want it? Why need it Why guess it? Can't help me God help me, God help me I am my own and so are you [Chorus] k** the viceroy k** the viceroy k** the, yeah k** the viceroy k** the k** the sh**