Trevor Moore - Kitty History lyrics

[Intro] In a universe that's infinite like many theorize ours is; There are parallel worlds where every possibility lives So a planet's somewhere out there, their history the same as ours is written The only difference is that... Everyone's a kitten [Verse 1:Trevor Moore] Kitty history Just like ours Kitty dinosaurs to kitties driving cars Kitty history Somewhere in quantum space, mathematically this had to take place Kitty World Wars and kitty ma** graves Kitty colonialism and kitty slaves It's Kitty history Somewhere out in the stars [Verse 2:Trevor Moore] Just like us, Kitty Columbus sailed until he saw land But then quickly got off so he could poop in the sand They formed the first kitty cities and kitty towns Then they'd wake up at night just to run around They had their own little Kitty Civil War But found some string and forgot what they were fighting for It's Kitty history And it's just like ours [Verse 3:Trevor Moore] Little Kitty JFK got k**ed by Kitty Lyndon Johnson and the CIA Then Lyndon doubled down on Kitty Vietnam, And they bought more helicopters and kitty bombs From a company where his wife was the main stockholder And they made a kitty fortune 'for the war was over Kitty history Cuddly planet like ours [Verse 4:Trevor Moore] A little kitty at the CIA Who helped k** Kennedy in Dallas that day Did so darn well that his career got a push A kitty named George H. W. Bush He's made CIA director and Vice Presidents next All while getting Kitty Saudi Arabian checks It's Kitty history Kitty's taking charge [Verse 5] Kitty Bush waits his turn to ascend to his throne Gets his cronies in power Kitty U.S.A overthrown The Kitty Saudis know how he can repay his debt So he starts a war with Iraq, their number one threat But kitty Saddam is not ejected And the very next year, Kitty George isn't re-elected Kitty history Kitties need a new star [Verse 6] Kitty Bush gets his sons jobs as governors Then one steals the election for the other New kitty Bush has gotta finish the Saudi's mission So he has a report made by a commission That says 'To start a new war, as far as we can attest, you'd need a new Kitty Pearl Harbor.' And we all know the rest Kitty history EXACTLY LIKE OURS [Verse 7] Kitty history Out in the space-time loops Kitty Leaders and Kitty banking groups Kitty Surveillance States Kitty terrorists on kitty government pay Kitty history Come on and sing Six kitty companies run EVERYTHING It's Kitty History Somewhere out in the stars