Trevor Moore - God Hates the Tips lyrics

God hates the tips of little baby's dicks God hates the tips of little baby's dicks So if your kid's a male Even though he'll scream and yell You gotta cut it off or their little soul will burn in hell Well way back in the beginning God was making men and women And the fish of the sea and the birds of song He announced he made perfection But on closer inspection he noticed that he left one piece a bit too long God hates the tips of little baby's dicks God hates the tips of little baby's dicks So if your kid's a male Even though he'll scream and yell You gotta cut it off or their little soul will burn in hell God gathered people's leaders Said start snipping baby's wieners This will be a sign of our love and covenant A few then went and raised objections Saying they didn't see the connection But he said "I'm God so none of this needs to make sense." He told us "go cut 'em with the scalpel! Go cut 'em with the scissors! Or go and perform a metzitzah!" And that's where the Rabbi s**s the blood Out the baby's penis with his mouth I swear to God that's a real thing go and Google it Now today across the land People still keep his commands And children learn their first lesson right after birth The ones who are supposed to protect them Hold them down and painfully correct them Then they smile and say "welcome to life on earth." God hates the tips of little baby's dicks God hates the tips of little baby's dicks So if your kid's a male Even though he'll scream and yell You gotta cut it off or their little soul will burn in hell God hates the tips of little baby's dicks God hates the tips of little baby's dicks Take a little off the top Because that's what God instructs Unless it's not then ancient pervs just made it up Unless it's not then ancient pervs just made it up