As I saddle down beside you Get my tentacles out to find you Whoops amour With my hand upon your knee There's no one else it must be me Whoops amour My salad days are over though I'm still in my prime To push me down along the bench is only a crime Oh baby, whoops amour I want to get it straightened out That I need you without a doubt Whoops amour Don't let the difference of our cla** Reduce this courtship into farce Whoops amour We'll let the natural consequences follow their course We'll love and laugh and jump erasing any remorse Oh baby, whoops amour Whoops amour Whoops amour I've racked my brain for hours and I'm going to confess There's no reason why on earth this thing should progress Oh baby, whoops amour The pressures of my social life Have cut my judgement like a knife Whoops amour I thought that you were wonderful And gave you this romantic bull Whoops amour I'm going to leave you sitting feeling terribly vague And run and find somebody else to manically plague Oh baby, whoops amour Oh baby, whoops amour