Trevor Billmuss - Last September lyrics

Our love was a disaster My leg was set in plaster And your beatitudes We both had gastric notions On our cruises round the oceans Resulting in feuds In the night time we'd go prancing Gallivanting, maybe dancing To nostalgic refrains Oh forgive my awful footing And for accidentally putting you down But that was last September I was headstrong and young But now the summer's fast approaching cos The spring has almost sprung My eyes, they won't be glistening When I tell those who are listening That you drank my cologne And how for absolutely hours Spoke of tropical sunflowers To your aunt on the phone And how you nobly prostituted Though that word may be disputed With the shuttleco*k king Oh forgive my awful footing And for accidentally putting you down But that was last September I was headstrong and young But now the summer's fast approaching cos The spring has almost sprung The crisis of decision Bout your nephew's circumcision Was tragic relief And your mother who's a Catholic With birth preventions mathematic Was riddled with grief About the sordid information That her son was on probation For seducing a nun Oh forgive my awful footing And for accidentally putting you down But that was last September I was headstrong and young But now the summer's fast approaching cos The spring has almost sprung And that was last September I was headstrong and young But now the summer's fast approaching cos The spring has almost sprung