Woke up face down in a cheap motel Had a King James Bible, a musty smell An' a Jim Beam bottle layin' in the bed With a lipstick note sayin' I hope he ain't dead Call me later if you wanna party Signed, Susan I need to make a resolution No more drinkin', no more sinnin' No more kissin' bow-legged women No more twos that look like tens 'Til the drunk wears off an' the light sneaks in This time I've made up my mind I ain't gonna do that again No, no, 'til the next time Well, a man's just made of flesh an' blood But that don't mean he gotta roll in the mud Sometimes I do an' I get concerned How weak I am, an' you think I'd learn To put temptation behind me Where that damned old whiskey can't ever find me Yeah, no more drinkin', no more sinnin' No more kissin' bow-legged women No more two's that look like tens 'Til the drunk wears off an' the light sneaks in This time I've made up my mind I ain't gonna do that again No, no, 'til the next time Oooh, no more drinkin', no more sinnin' No more kissin' bow-legged women No more twos that look like tens 'Til the drunk wears off, light sneaks in This time I've made up my mind I ain't gonna do that again No, no, 'til the next time This time I've made up my mind I ain't gonna do that again No, no, 'til the next time Lord, till the next time I'm gettin' ready for the next time (Huh, huh, huh)