You been jawin' at me from across the bar Like I messed with your woman or I stoled your car What's your problem I don't even know your name You got a chip on your shoulder 'bout two-foot wide If you're lookin' for trouble, son, step it outside An' if you want me to play, I'll get in the game An' I'll be singin', hey, batter batter Hey, batter, batter, swing Step up to the plate Hoss, do your thing My whole day's been goin' south Last thing I need is you runnin' your mouth One more strike an', buddy, you struck out Hey, batter batter, hey, batter, batter, swing Hey, batter batter, hey, batter, batter, swing Well, I didn't come here in the best of moods An' you ain't helpin' matters with your attitude Get yourself a whiskey, an' put it on my check Well after that, if you still wanna go We can stand face to face an' toe to toe An' if your buddy wants a piece of me too Tell him he's on deck An' I'll be singin', hey, batter batter Hey, batter, batter, swing Step up to the plate Hoss, do your thing My whole day's been goin' south Last thing I need is you runnin' your mouth One more strike an', buddy, you struck out Hey, batter batter, hey, batter, batter, swing Hey, batter batter, hey, batter, batter, swing (Come on, boy) I don't need this confrontation Better rethink your situation Ain't no minor thing to me Welcome to the major league Singin', hey, batter batter Hey, batter, batter, swing Step up to the plate Hoss, do your thing My whole day's been goin' south Last thing I need is you runnin' your mouth One more strike an', buddy, you struck out Hey, batter batter, hey, batter, batter, swing Hey, batter batter, hey, batter, batter, swing Hey, batter batter, hey, batter, batter, swing Step up to the plate Hoss, do your thing Won'tcha do your thing What's he say Bring it on, Hoss