I still show up at five Let everybody know I've arrived I order up my usual bangles I don't want no-one to thank I'm not the guy they've come to learn to like Somewhere around about eight When it's up, wall to wall, in this place I sneak into the bathroom stall Lift the window, out I crawl Better things to do than drink Hey, I'm cheatin' on my honky-tonk 'Fraid my friends are gonna talk Tryin' hide it best as I can Well, I don't want no-one to know What I'm doin', where I go Think I'm any less of a man I know they'll really k** me Try to pull me back if they only knew I've been cheatin' on my honky-tonk An' comin' home to you First time I slipped away I felt guilty 'bout all next day So next night, just to throw 'em off I got so drunk I had to fall On my bu*t to save a little face They still don't know I'm doin' wrong But they been noticing how I've been gone An' I'm running out of ways to lie My poor ol' Momma's died three times I think they're close to catchin' on Hey, I'm cheatin' on my honky-tonk 'Fraid my friends are gonna talk Tryin' hide it best as I can Well, I don't want no-one to know What I'm doin', where I go Think I'm any less of a man I know they'll really k** me Try to pull me back if they only knew I've been cheatin' on my honky-tonk An' comin' home to you (Oh, wontcha stand on it son) Hey, I'm cheatin' on my honky-tonk 'Fraid my friends are gonna talk Tryin' hide it best as I can Well, I don't want no-one to know What I'm doin', where I go Think I'm any less of a man I know they'll really k** me Try to pull me back if they only knew Yeah, I been cheatin' on my honky-tonk An' comin' home to you I know they'll really k** me Try to pull me back if they only knew I been cheatin' on my honky-tonk An' comin' home to you