When I ride by myself I don't ever get no help But when I roll up with her Everybody calls me sir No matter how long I stay They never ever know my name But when I walk in with her Everybody calls me sir Northern California, same old Friday night Pretend to be invisible underneath these city lights Then I met my baby, felt like I struck gold Now they treat me like royalty everywhere I go Oh, oh, oh, oh When I ride by myself I don't ever get no help But when I roll up with her Everybody calls me sir No matter how long I stay They never ever know my name But when I walk in with her Everybody calls me sir Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Call me sir Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh I ain't goin' nowhere unless he's there with me 'Cause I don't stand in line no more, admissions always free He could break the law, he could break your heart in two But I promise that you won't care when he smiles at you Oh, oh, oh, oh When I ride by myself I don't ever get no help But when I roll up with her Everybody calls me sir No matter how long I stay They never ever know my name But when I walk in with her Everybody calls me sir (come on!) Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Call me sir Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Call me sir Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Call me sir Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Every time we hit the streets it's like a world premier She makes me feel like Sia swinging from that chandelier Went from marginally famous to the top of the A-list And just for future reference, here's a tip Mr. Belvedere Never judge a book by it's cover And never judge an ugly duckling by his mother The frog prince got kissed, her lips granted his wish It’s a sad world when your net worth determines your lover, but What would I ever do without you, huh? I prolly wouldn't have a clue without you But one thing's for sure when I pull up with her Don't refer to me as Travie, you can You can call me sir What would I ever do without you? What would I ever do without you? (Call me sir) What would I ever do without you? Call me sir What would I ever do without you? What would I ever do without you? (Call me sir) What would I ever do without you? Call me sir