[Chorus] Ride on the magic school bus! Ride on the magic school bus! Ride on the magic school bus! Ride on the magic school bus! [Verse 1] It's amazing the places a bus can take you Whether it's public or it takes you to school A field trip everyday, stuff you've never seen An experience thats one of a kind, knowledge it does bring It's not limited, it can go anywhere From a volcano to another city to even your own hair It shrinks, it grows, it's a sentient being And with Mrs. Frizzle onboard, they're an amazing team That kid Arnold don't really like the bus But eventually he'll become one of us Fears go away when you do stuff frequently And going on the bus will someday be easy It may not look nice compared to a new flyer But it gets you places with it's 8 tires Like a building on wheels, with all the amnities Make you feel comfortable riding through the city [Chorus] Ride on the magic school bus! Ride on the magic school bus! Ride on the magic school bus! Ride on the magic school bus! [Verse 2] Magic School Bus, sponsored by Microsoft Science and technology that eventually becomes lost Time accelerates at a fast pace And things get obsolete before you get a taste Becomes nostalgic memories that people pay to see Watch obsessively and try to relive everything About their childhood, what made it so wonderful Compared to their adult lives which is so cold Who wouldn't want to be a child, but you can't do anything Who wouldn't want to be an adult, but you can't do anything But the bus lets them on, treats them as a king Because the dollars and cents they put in equal, ka-ching! Infastructure so complex, try to figure out where it goes next But you'd lose yourself so quick because the paper's so thick So just ride the bus and shut your mouth up Because it exists and without it you'd drive a truck