tpk - My Glamorous Life lyrics
[Intro] You know... They a**ume that my life is glamorous... That I have everything I could ever desire... Well I'd like to invite you into my glamorous lifestyle... So you know what it truly feels like... [Verse 1] Yo I rap, but my life ain't like that I'm here to spit straight facts, this ain't an act I got a house in Eastvale like Kendrick Lamar I don't own a mansion because I'm not a star I got a weak a** bike that doesn't get me very far And I'm too poor to even afford a car So I take the bus, everywhere that I go I have a brain, but even I don't know... What the f** to do, in Mr. Corporate Town Because, this is the way people get down They usually have friends, well I have none So I go on the internet, and I pretend to be dumb Or am I really dumb? Because this sh** ain't no fun I take off the shades to show who I really am I don't give a damn, I'm me, I'm TPK Can't you see, this is my lifestyle baby [Interlude 1] Now you've gotten a taste of my glamorous lifestyle, and you want more... I don't know what's so compelling about my life... It's like obsessive trife [Verse 2] I get 800 dollars a month in SSI I couldn't get a job even if I tried So I have to lie, saying I'm not disabled But how the f** can I be able to live with the pain? They want me to be honest, but how the f** can I be honest? In the world of internet fake identities, it's scaring me I don't even know who the f** I'm supposed to be Is it Zombie, or is it TPK you seek? I don't even know, anymore, what the f** I got in store... So now I'm making lyrical rhymes galore I buy a lot of stuff on the internet... And I'm constantly in f**ing debt All the credit cards are maxed out It's going to take a long time for me to pay it out Because I keep building it up, what the f** am I? I'm a weak little guy, that's why I don't even try... [Interlude 2] Do my dance like YG Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I do my motherf**ing dance like YG Yeah! Like YG, I do my dance Yeah, yeah! Like YG, I do my dance [Verse 3] I have autism so I make stupid decisions I lack the ability to properly listen Decipher situations around me So I screw up constantly, what the f**? I'm banned from 60 percent of the internet So where the f** I'm able to represent, and get respect? I want to take this career seriously But they look at my Babar reviews and say, oh yeah, that is silly, you can't even do sh** Look at the words I say, the speech impediment I try to give away Yeah, I try to get rid of it I want to be legit at this, so what the f** can I do? How the f** can I make my lifestyle through? I want to move to San Bernardino or Compton But they're too expensive, so how the f** am I supposed to live? With only 200 dollars a month, try to hustle to survive And that's the reason why I'm unable to provide... [Outro] Yeah, my glamorous lifestyle! Yeah, crazy wild... Profiled...