[Intro] Okay, kiddies Gather round it's storytime! Get on your laps, focus on me Focus on my words, and utilize your imagination Because this story, is something that you've never heard before So just sit back and listen, immerse yourself Yeah [Verse 1] Once upon a time in a faraway land Where everything was so extravagant and grand There lied a kid, who was automatically a prince Because his parents was top royalty and sh** He believed he could fly, way high to the sky Talk to animals and didn't even know why... When he held his arms across, and ran across the hall He slip on a stair and his face broke his fall And the animals didn't help, they just scratched him all over the place Now his face was red and bloody Because he acted like a dummy, trying to think inside his own mind That he could do this stuff like all the time In fantasyland, sh** is very forgiving Because you're in the delusion that you can do anything But when you try in real life, you will just f**ing fall Because you didn't have the ability to do the ball [Hook] Fantasyland, where dreams come true Fantasyland, where you can f**ing do... Anything that you want to... If you set your mind to it then you can f**ing do Fantasyland, where dreams come true Fantasyland, where you can f**ing do... Anything you set your mind to... Because if you do it, then that's what you do... [Verse 2] You that his parents would be above the young lad But instead they're in the same Fantasyland... As him, because they thought they were completely royal When in actuality they were just as spoiled Not eating with utensils but their god damn hands And that got the sophisticated people completely mad So they got thrown out of dinners and banquets and balls Because they didn't know how to do it, at all Therefore the family is completely messed up All they did was taught the kid to press their luck They didn't teach him any actual sk**s Because they didn't have any to pay their bills That's why their castle is in complete neglect And; they get lots of disrespect From many of their peers, even their uncles and queers Don't know how they're going to handle it over here [Hook] Fantasyland, where dreams come true Fantasyland, where you can f**ing do... Anything that you want to... If you set your mind to it then you can f**ing do Fantasyland, where dreams come true Fantasyland, where you can f**ing do... Anything you set your mind to... Because if you do it, then that's what you do... [Verse 3] I'm going to give you this little twist This land we're standing on, was created by a wish From the people to a wizard because their economy fizzled And they couldn't handle the potential blizzard So they migrated en ma**e to the land where the trees are green Lakes are prestine, everything is as it seems Everything was fine then the wizard got pissed off Because nobody ever, payed him off For the work that he done so he reversed it son Now the tree has no leave, and the dirt is brown it seems... That we're destined to repeat the same thing... Over and over again because they never had a friend... To help them out except in fantasyland Where they believe they can do, anything god damn Why the f** can't we get ourselves out of our minds Because we need to escape, all of the time. The end [Hook] Fantasyland, where dreams come true Fantasyland, where you can f**ing do... Anything that you want to... If you set your mind to it then you can f**ing do Fantasyland, where dreams come true Fantasyland, where you can f**ing do... Anything you set your mind to... Because if you do it, then that's what you do...