Toy Dolls - Bachelor Boy/When Garry Married Melanie lyrics

When I was young my father said "Son I have something to say," and what he told me I'll never forget, until my dying day. He said, "Son you are a bachelor boy and that's the way to stay, son you are a bachelor boy:" -huh- I wish I was a bloody bachelor boy A happy ba-che-lor was he, But he ain't no more gone is Garry As he ditched, when he got hitched to a witch and a b**h called melanie Who's that then - Garry Slouched on the couch with that cow, There ain't any doubt there's no escape Now off his head, concerted Instead he wed, Melanie (Chorus) He said, "I only wanted to stay" But the silly s**er, drained his life away "I only wanted to be" and he took no notice of me and it's all over now -huh- for Garry The bag nagged/asked to have a kid The most * that Garry ever did Stuck in a rut, he knows he's a nut, with a pain in th bu*t called Melanie (Chorus) (Guitar Bit) Off his head, off his * Garry was a s**er when he married Melanie (Chorus)