Toy Dolls - My Wife's A Psychopath! lyrics

I couldn't wait for my blind date, I did not sleep that night could I catch the perfect match, would she be Mrs Right!? A quiet la** so middle cla**, dignified, meek & mild? I faced the wrath of a Psychopath & a woman that went wild Before too long it all went wrong, she wern't the one for me But I was trapped when I got slapped by a raving loony She got mean, she caused a scene, I said "You're not my type" But I gave in, how could I win? As she threw another swipe...ferocoiusly [Chorus:] My wife's a psychopath. Throws a fit then she hides in the bathroom My wife's a psychopath.Aooeee My wife's a psychopath.Always on the warpath After me, mentally deranged! I'm black & blue, I said "We're through" I'm cuts n'scrapes n'scars She clenched her fist, I ducked, she missed, so I kicked her up the arse! She yelled & squealed as I revealed I had learnt some self defence I smashed her face in, just incase, coz I hate violence...it's not for me My wife's an psychopath...[guitar bit] Psycho...Psycho...she's a bleedin' Psycho... [Fade]