[Verse 1] Never spoke a single lie Still no one believes your side You were bored and too polite And Helen had you in her sights [Chorus] You come home from school To find her naked in your bed Everybody always said Helen’s funny in the head [Post-Chorus] Threw her cla** ring To the voices in the trees Keep an eye out good Cause Helen’s in the woods [Verse 2] Her Mama proved a hitch to pose So Helen broke her Mama’s nose Your Dad said “Son, what’d you do to that girl? Something’s gone and made her whiskers curl” [Chorus] You come home from school To find her naked in your bed Everybody always said Helen’s funny in the head [Post-Chorus] Threw her cla** ring To the voices in the trees Warn the neighbors if you could Tell ’em Helen’s in the woods [Bridge] Helen, Helen Come out, come out, wherever you are Helen, Helen Come out, come out, wherever you are [Chorus] You come home from school To find her naked in your bed Everybody always said Helen’s funny in the head [Post-Chorus] Threw her dignity To the voices in the trees I’d leave the neighborhood Cause Helen’s in the woods