Toothpick - Time Travelin' Couch lyrics

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Toothpick - Time Travelin' Couch lyrics

It takes five minutes, for me to get to your house In no time at all on a time traveling couch It takes four minutes, to figure out the date And I could take my time cause it can't be late It takes three minutes, for me to get in your head When you start to unravel all this sh** that I said It takes two minutes, to call me back and say hell no And freeze like you banged the funny bone in your elbow In less than a minute, I'll be all out of water And headed for the border, with somebody's daughter It takes one second to check in and say hi After everything that happened no time goes by (Chorus) It's a dream machine everything you see And you could be whoever you choose to be Drive easy, it's alright The time traveling couch will get you home in time Well My mom thought I ruined the couch to get back at her But I couldn't figure out the Flux Capacitor This is a vehicle of misperception f**ed around and accidentally saw my own conception One suggestion dude you better be sure I was at Manhattan Island's revolutionary war With murder on both shores I left in a hurry Saw Indians with corn on the cob and got worried I need to get back to reality just relax But a dude in a top hat keeps swinging an axe I never should have got mixed up with this damn couch Then I crashed through the roof I was back at my mom's house I wanna see Adam West Michael Knight and Bruce Banner And smoke Cuban Cigars with Fidel in Havana I wanna play yesterday's lotto so ring the bell And tell Baby Jessica's parents she's in the well Evacuate buildings of women and small children And tell everyone to listen to Nostradames's vision I go back to the future once every three days With optimus prime so I could sell it on ebay I went to Alcatraz got caught in a lock down so what now I'm writing letters to Doc Brown I made it out and saw the value of freedom And now that I'm back to right now I'm not leaving

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