(woman) Only f** with these silly-a** boys for fun (woman) Get 'em all alone, and a thug is hung Screamin aiyy-yah, aiyy-yah (woman) Only f** with these silly-a** boys for fun (woman) Get 'em all alone, and a thug is hung Screamin aiyy-yah, aiyy-yah (Too $hort) I like them wild girls, the way they throw that When the music ghetto, and she don't hold back I wanna see her wiggle, when I stick it in her Call me the champ, cause my dick's the winner b**h! It's internationally known I picture in my mind, you look nasty in thongs You probably do it just like you dance (player) You bout to bust out your pants You got.. too much a** in your jeans Throw it my way, I'm not pa**in a thing Are you a pleaser, or a teaser? R&B diva or a skeezer? To me, it's the same difference I do my thang in the game, pimpin' Don't worry bout me, cause I'ma do mine (damn) Damn this b**h is too fine (Chorus: Too $hort) + woman (woman) Only f** with these silly-a** boys for fun ($hort) I like female players (woman) Get 'em all alone, and a thug is hung Screamin aiyy-yah, aiyy-yah (woman) Only f** with these silly-a** boys for fun ($hort) I don't like them squares (woman) Get 'em all alone, and a thug is hung Screamin aiyy-yah, aiyy-yah (Too $hort) Yeah she got dough, she get her hustle on You can't buy that girl out, fool what you want? She get her own table, buy her own bottles Look in her purse, she got long dollars Now you wonder why she hangin with me You curious how my game could be Playin broads ain't a thang to me It must be a sign up but you can't see (player) It's right there in your face Throw the peace sign up all the players in the place Look around, it's time to go to work I'm tryin to flirt with little momma in the shortest skirt I think she with it, but I don't wanna just hit it I wanna get explicit And if she kiss it, it's bound to get good Tomorrow mornin I'll be cruisin round the b**h hood (Chorus) w/ minor variations (Too $hort) All my female players, gather around It's a roller coaster baby you at Magic Mountain Six Flags on a holiday You wanna ride again girl you ain't gotta wait You never have to stand in line for the ride Just take a few hits cause I'm tryin to get you high I can't tell you to loosen up But I can say I love the way you move your bu*t Let's make it happen, you wanna go home with me? So I don't wake up in the mornin all lonely? We can't compromise, I won't promise you lies But I will make you feel it 'til the sun rise And if you wanna know what it's like Ask all the top notches in the club tonight They'll tell ya, I ain't tryin to find a wife But if you f** with Short Dawg you'll have the time of your life (Chorus) w/ minor variations (Too $hort) I like female players