Too $hort (too Short) - The Invasion Of Flat Booty b**hes lyrics

Baby, check this out Yea you I wanna ask you a question Where is yo a**? Babby, what happened? A n***a like me I know what's up I want a nasty b**h with alotta bu*t If I can't find one anywhere It turns my dreams to nightmares Baby right there ain't got no a** But she's OK if she's got cash b**hes, b**hes, b**hes Invasion of the Flat Booty b**hes I'll tell you 'bout a day that I had Seen nothin but b**hes with no a** I woke up early feelin shabby Got juiced up with a big fat Cabby Cuz every morning you know I have A big fat Cabby and a nice hot bath Just soakin, smokin, Sir Too Short Thinkin about the day before Thirty minutes after I woke out I pulled a freak and took her to the house She was Eleve Young, with alotta bu*t She s**ed my dick and then we f**ed That good tight p**y, I wouldn't pa** A light-skinned freak with so much a** At 1 P.M. I was f**in away I wanna do the same thing again today I want b**hes, b**hes, and more b**hes Invasion of the Flat Booty b**hes The day my story made itself Every b**h I saw was flat as hell I told myself I must need gla**es Where's them b**hes with the big brown a**es Me and my group just wanna be tough Freak two b**hes then switch 'em up It was 3:35, the strip was lit Every two blocks I seen a b**h But that ain't nothin' but a cat None of them b**h didn't have no a** Wait on the bus, some was walkin Me and my homie just started talkin I said, oh, she looks good He said that a** is flat as wood I said what about Vicky in the black He said, Short, she's all that b**hes, b**hes, b**hes Invasion of the Flat Booty b**hes The Invasion was on.. Every single day of the week For every n***a livin there's a freak If you've got game and a bed Why not get f**ed and get some head Cuz b**hes all over wanna get worked I just need one with alotta turf Me and my homie, rollin and smokin Flat booty b**hes took over Oakland I told my homie, I hate to say All the b**hes with booties stayed home today And he said Short, what now? Put the pedal to the metal and hit the B-Town I thought them b**hes out there was fine But the invasion was on and it f**ed my mind b**hes, b**hes, b**hes Invasion of the Flat Booty b**hes We hit the B-Town like Oakland flares I knew it, b**hes was everywhere The first one had tits so fat But that don't work, her a** was flat The second b**h was flat too I capped on her like a motherf**in fool I said be-atch, I know I'm cappin Where's your a**, baby what happened She turned around and capped on me She said, f** you n***a, where's your teeth I damn near fell jumpin out the car But I slapped that b**h, and slapped her hard My homie said Short we gots to cut But I was kickin that b**h and her big flat bu*t I kicked her a**, got in the ride Looked at the b**h and said bye bye b**hes, b**hes, b**hes Invasion of the Flat Booty b**hes The invasion was on.. We parked the car and took a walk I saw another b**h and I had to talk I said baby, baby, baby come here Yea you baby with your long long hair Baby came over from across the street She was standin on the corner just talkin to me I was spittin the game but I talked to fast Cuz I didn't even notice that big flat a** sh**, and I was ready to go We was rollin back to the O I told that b**h I changed my mind She looked at me and she said why? I said I'm Sir Too Short, the Oakland player I'm not one of them n***as who don't care It's no thang to do my duty But not with you and yo flat booty Flat ain't the date superstar I could see if you was white, but your black as tar b**hes, b**hes, b**hes Invasion of the Flat Booty b**hes In the Berkeley temp, what did we find? Freak after freak with no behind One long day, I never got in I'm glad that sh** never happened again Invasion of the Flat Booty b**hes Damn, I must be dreamin Invasion of the Flat Booty b**hes Wake me up 'fore I start screamin Invasion of the Flat Booty b**hes What's this world comin to? Invasion of the Flat Booty b**hes Where's your a**, what happened to you? Invasion of the Flat Booty b**hes The invasion is on...